Jack Movie

The Adventures of Jack: The Movie
The official TAOJ poster will be heavily inspired by the 1988 comedic, adventure film, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988) ' theatrical release poster - except, every head will be substituted with one of Jack's characters, or phases, instead.

The Adventures of Jack: The Movie is a soon-to-be released (2017) American/English short-movie mockumentary, solely based on the "popular" Fallout wiki d/ user, CobaltJack (formerly known as Jack Clovis), and chaotically good, proclaimed "Lurker", and meme-daddy, ZachS88/11/00 (AKA Zach). Zach, who will soon develop the movie himself, has also stated that the mockumentary will be based completely on true events.

The development of The Adventures of Jack: The Movie began in late August, during the 'JinJin ' Jack phase, in which he would pillage randomly-selected, innocent users to offer him 'sacrifices' to satisfy him. Although Zach would already sacrifice several funny videos to the Dark Lord, he devised a plan that would keep him debt(sacrifice)-free for millions of Chromosomes to come, in order to save him from clogging up his iPhone's memory space with many, many inappropriate videos.

After coming up with this masterclass idea, Zach consulted various film-making applications on his phone - as he deemed doing the logical thing of instead using his laptop "too much fucking effort" - he would soon stumble upon Cute Cut.

Zach would then proceed to using this new application he found to his own advantage, taking him little than 7 minutes and 12 seconds to master and navigate his way through this new program, he began the official production to the short-film without hesitation.

Plot
The movie will start off with a short prologue, which will take you to when Jack was only just a wee, widdle baby, back in his native home country, le United Kingdom - now known as Orivus (which is also Zach 's current home country). From there, the movie will go down one of the two potential roads; 1 - Zach goes back in time from the future, assigned by Green Martian-man (one of Zach 's phases, who encourages him to do so over an upcoming copy of L.A. Noire 2) to eliminate Jack before he grows up to be the lord and soon destroyer of the world; and 2 - Zach does not go back in time, but we get to see how Jack came to what he is today, with him trading his own family to a mysterious stranger for a magic bean, that would grant him the powers to regenerate to anything at any time - now known as a phase - and obtain their features and powers.

After the short prologue, the movie will then make a super cool transition that would fast-forward the time to 27 years later, with Jack sitting alone on his bed, browsing through his phone.

TO BE CONTINUED, NO TOUCH

- Zachary