Jack

Jack
Status: Unknown

Legends about Jack’s early life are rarely spoken, in fear of divine punishment. But some still whisper about him in the dark taverns in the far corners of the world. Some say his story began in the ancient world of Lordan, where there lived a humble family. It consisted of a mother, a husband, and 173 brothers and sisters. One fateful day, the 174th child was born, and he was a boy. Shortly after, a hyena-looking thing popped out too. Together they were Jack, and his fursona Charli. The mother died during childbirth and the father ran away from the disgusting furry cancer.

Growing up with his siblings bored and often annoyed Jack, so he decided to pull a prank. One day, when they were all sleeping, Jack and Charli slit all their throats and wrote “lol gotcha SKREEEEE” on the wall in the blood pouring from their siblings’ jugulars. This was the start of many adventures together.

After discovering a “Fallout wiki” and taking over Lordan, many years passed in Jack and Charli’s lifetime. Charli, not immortal like the all-powerful Lord Jack, was getting old. So Jack, the merciful god he is, ended her suffering by slowly draining her of blood and dismembering her body, tearing her apart limb by limb. Fursona scum.

Today Jack remains, still bored and looking for something to do.

Jack himself is a powerful warlock, able to conjure and summon things most others can't, such as half-remembered knights, cursed to serve until the end of time. He's practiced magic since the young age of 15, to "avenge his mother" (gain as much power as possible), who was assassinated on his sister's 14th birthday. Ask him for the rest, if you're really interested.

Jack is a jack of all trades and is especially skilled at throwing trees, creating 100% true conspiracy theories, and sarcasm.

Frequently Asked Questions:
people actually ask me these things

Philosophy?
ur gay

Legacy?
kids are stupid

Mental Condition?
idk

Favorite Food?
I like to skin kedirans and consume their muscles and other meaty areas.

Favorite Porn? (like, seriously?)
Nobody needs to know what I beat off to.

Favorite Dessert?
your mom

whats ur pfp?
open your eyes and look

Your mean
you're*

What causes you to be so angry?
idk

Want to ask a question? Hit me up on Kik @OverlordJackClovis