Laat

Laat has every right to be here. He helps keep this Multiverse in balance.

Damn straight! Let's get to it! The two definitions of my real name:

1. (noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.

2. (verb) - A procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the actions occuring across the room.

I think that both those definitions are great.

I'm so intensely powerful, that I have a following of Wikians that think I am their supreme ruler (lies). But they are wrong. The one man who rules the wiki is CobaltJack. And don't you forget it!